{"id":751,"date":"2020-04-20T08:20:17","date_gmt":"2020-04-20T15:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/asuen.com\/nonfictionmonday\/?p=751"},"modified":"2020-04-19T15:53:23","modified_gmt":"2020-04-19T22:53:23","slug":"worlds-best-and-worst-creepy-critter-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/asuen.com\/nonfictionmonday\/worlds-best-and-worst-creepy-critter-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"World&#8217;s Best (and Worst) Creepy Critter Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/asuen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/creepycritterjokes_0.jpg?resize=402%2C513&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"402\" height=\"513\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11221\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9781541576957?aff=anasuen09\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.indiebound.org\/files\/indiebound\/images\/banners\/indiesRed2_161x41_10-26-15.png?w=525&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Support Independent Bookstores - Visit IndieBound.org\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3apPsTf\">World&#8217;s Best (and Worst) Creepy Critter Jokes<\/a><br \/>\nby Jessica Rusick (Author)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Booktalk:<\/strong> How do fleas travel? They itch-hike! And what is a mouse\u2019s favorite game? Hide and squeak! Kids can read these jokes &#8212; and make up new ones!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Snippet:<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/asuen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/creepycritterjokes4.png?resize=357%2C459&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"357\" height=\"459\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11220\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/asuen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/creepycritterjokes5.png?resize=330%2C424&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"330\" height=\"424\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11219\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6536\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/asuen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/nonfiction.monday.jpg?resize=158%2C111\" alt=\"Nonfiction Monday\" width=\"158\" height=\"111\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/asuen.com\/nonfictionmonday\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Nonfiction Monday!<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Copyright \u00a9 2020 <a href=\"https:\/\/asuen.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Anastasia Suen<\/a> All Rights Reserved.<\/p>\n<p><em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Know any parents teaching school at home due to the pandemic?<\/em><br \/>\nShare my <a href=\"https:\/\/anastasiasuen.com\/makerspace\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">makerspace (DIY)<\/a> articles published by the American Library Association.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>World&#8217;s Best (and Worst) Creepy Critter Jokes by Jessica Rusick (Author) Booktalk: How do fleas travel? They itch-hike! And what is a mouse\u2019s favorite game? Hide and squeak! Kids can read these jokes &#8212; and make up new ones! Snippet: It&#8217;s Nonfiction Monday! Copyright \u00a9 2020 Anastasia Suen All Rights Reserved. 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